Stranger Things Quotes to use as Instagram Captions

Stranger Things – the Netflix show, is one of the most thrilling things you’ll watch all year, and you don’t want to miss a moment of it.

Beside the solid storyline, what really makes Stranger Things stand apart is its attention to detail. From the Mike and Eleven relationship to the Dungeons and Dragons games, there’s nothing unintentional about its use of references.

With quirky dialogues and puns in every episode, there’s a lot that you can use as caption ideas for your Instagram post.

Don’t bother going through the episodes to find the one quote you liked from the show. We’ve done the work for you. All you have to do is scroll through this list and find the captions that are relevant to the picture you want to post on your Insta.

Stranger Things Quotes For Instagram

  • “Let’s engage.” — Dustin
  • “A friend is someone that you’d do anything for.” — Mike
  • “Yeah, that’s right! You better run!” — Dustin
  • It‘s called code shut-your-mouth.
  • “Well, not everyone can have your perfect hair.” — Dustin
  • “You sound like a Muppet.” — Robin
  • “It’s gonna be up to us again.” — Mike
  • “I won’t forget you.” — Dustin
  • “Well, then I guess we’re just gonna have to try everything.” — Max
  • “More fudge, please.” — Erica
  • “I don’t have phobias.” — Erica
  • “Do you wanna be normal? Do you wanna be just like everyone else? Being a freak is the best. I’m a freak!” – Jonathan
  • “Badda-badda-boom.” — Dustin
  • “Just so you nerds are aware, I’m supposed to be spending the night at Tina’s, and Tina always covers for me.” — Erica
  • “Oh, I just got the chills.” — Erica
  • “Free ice cream for life.” — Erica
  • “It‘s called code shut-your-mouth.” – Erica Sinclair
  • “You shouldn’t like things because people tell you you’re supposed to.” – Jonathan Byers
  • “Uh oh, I think we’re in trouble.” — Mike
  • “I am on a curiosity voyage, and I need my paddles to travel. These books…these books are my paddles.” — Dustin Henderson
  • “It’s risky as hell.” — Mike
  • “Ahoy! All hands on deck.” — Erica

stranger things quotes

  • “If anyone asks where I am, I’ve left the country.” — Mike
  • “Lando!” — Dustin
  • “Promise.” — Eleven
  • “Don’t you think it’s time you move on from primitive constructs such as popularity?” — Dustin
  • “Never tell me the odds.” — Dustin
  • If anyone asks where I am, I’ve left the country. – Mike
  • “She will not be able to resist these pearls.” — Dustin
  • “Nothing is gonna go back to the way that it was. Not really. But it’ll get better. In time.” — Hopper
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stranger things quotes

  • “There’s more to life than stupid boys, you know.” — Max
  • “Nobody normal ever accomplished anything meaningful in this world.” — Jonathan
  • “Would you guys like to set sail on this ocean of flavour with me? I’ll be your captain.” — Steve
  • “Friends don’t lie.” — Eleven
  • “She‘s our friend and she‘s crazy.” – Dustin
  • “You just try things on until you find something that feels like you.” — Max
  • You’re gonna slay ’em dead. – Steve
  • “I’m going to my friends.” — Eleven

Short Stranger Things Captions

  • Our children don’t live here anymore. You didn’t know that?
  • I always thought stuff like this happened in movies and comic books.
  • I told you a million times my teeth are coming in. It’s called cleidocranial dysplasia.
  • Yeah, That’s Right! You Better Run! She’s Our Friend And She’s Crazy
  • I didn’t realise it was such an honour to go trick-or-treating with you.
  • Nance, Seriously. You’re Gonna Be So Cool Now, It’s Ridiculous.
  • Acne isn’t a rash, and it isn’t contagious, you prepubescent wastoid!
  • You think I actually wanted to come to this? I was just hungry.
  • She’s only gonna break your heart, and you’re way too young for that.
  • sometimes your total obliviousness just blows my mind.
  • Hey, if we’re both going crazy, we’ll go crazy together, right?
  • I just feel whole, like a piece of me was missing and now it’s not.
  • Touch my butt, I don’t care.
  • Are You Actually Believing This Crap?
  • Ask for forgiveness, not permission.
  • There’s more to life than stupid boys, you know.
  • I asked if you wanted to be my friend. And you said yes. You said yes. It was the best thing I’ve ever done.
  • Our friend has superpowers, and she squeezed your tiny bladder with her mind.
  • Nancy, seriously, you’re gonna be so cool now, it’s ridiculous.
  • What is friend?
  • Accident or not, admit it, it was a little awesome.
  • It’s gonna be okay. Remember: Bob Newby, superhero.
  • I never gave up on you. I called you every night.
  • I don’t like most people; he’s in the vast majority.
  • When I become rich and famous for this one day, don’t come crawling back, saying, oh, my God, Dustin, I’m so sorry for being mean to you back in 8th grade.
  • We’re talking about the destruction of our world as we know it.
  • This is not a normal family.
  • You wanna go out in the world?! You better grow up! GROW THE HELL UP!
  • All living organisms develop defence mechanisms against attack. They adapt. They find some way to survive.
  • Sorry, but you ate my cat!
  • Did you hear the one about the fat man with the beard who climbs down chimneys?
  • Once you open up that curiosity door, anything is possible.

Clever Stranger Things Captions

  • Who do you think would make more money in a freak show? Midnight, Frogface, or Toothless?
  • They’re criminals. We simply make them pay for their crimes.
  • I am on a curiosity voyage and I need my paddles to travel. These books—these books are my paddles. I need my paddles!
  • C-O-M-promise. Compromise? How ’bout that’s your word for the day, yeah? It’s something that’s kinda in-between, something like… half-way happy.
  • You’re gonna slay me dead.
  • Maybe you thought you were helping, but you weren’t. You hurt me, do you understand? What you did sucks.
  • I’m chill.
  • This is not yours to fix alone. You act like you’re all alone out there in the world, but you’re not. You’re not alone.
  • People don’t spend their lives trying to look at what’s behind the curtain. They like the curtain. It provides them stability, comfort, and definition.
  • Something’s coming. Something hungry for blood. A shadow grows on the wall behind you, swallowing you in darkness. It is almost here.
  • If you don’t mind, for the sake of your poor old dad, keep the door open three inches.
  • If you believe in this story… Finish it.
  • When I become rich and famous for this one day, don’t come crawling back, saying, ‘Oh, my God, Dustin, I’m so sorry for being mean to you back in 8th grade.’
  • It’s called code shut-your-mouth.
  • Man, kids are the worst! Who needs ‘em anyway?
  • I’m going to my friends. I’m going home.
  • Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.
  • No, El, you’re not the monster. You saved me. Do you understand? You saved me.
  • Did you ever think maybe Will went missing because he ran into something bad? And we’re going to the exact same spot where he was last seen? And we have no weapons or anything?
  • The campaign took two weeks to plan. How was I supposed to know it was going to take ten hours?
  • Make mistakes, learn from them and when life hurts you, because it will, remember the hurt. The hurt is good. It means you’re out of that cave.
  • Finally. Victims!

Funny Stranger Things Captions

  • You’ve always been my favourite.
  • Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god.
  • I Don’t Care If Anyone Believes Me.
  • Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?
  • I need this phone, and two weeks’ advance. And a pack of Camels.
  • I am on a curiosity voyage, and I need my paddles to travel.
  • Yeah, the real world sucks, deal with it like the rest of us.
  • Science is neat, but I’m afraid it’s not very forgiving.
  • You’re talking about grief. This is different.
  • How many children are you friends with?
  • You’re now faced with the same choice, Jane: go back into hiding and hope they don’t find you, or fight, and face them again.
  • We’re not even in the game; we’re on the bench.
  • Being a freak is the best.
  • Sometimes people don’t really say what they’re really thinking. But you capture the right moment, it says more.
  • I’m stealthy, like a ninja.
  • Sometimes, I impress even myself.
  • There’s nothing simple about it. Nothing simple about anything you’ve told me.
  • You’re just not nimble enough, but you’ll get there someday.
  • Sometimes, your total obliviousness just blows my mind.
  • Yeah? And I want a date with Bo Derek. We all want things.
  • Look At These Fakers.
  • If we’re both going crazy, then we’ll go crazy together, right?
  • Sometimes people don’t really say what they’re thinking. But you capture the right moment…it says more.
  • Okay, it’s official. I’m never having kids.
  • You keep trying things on until something feels like you.
  • Men of science have made abundant mistakes of every kind.
  • You know what this half-baked plan of yours sounds like to me? Child endangerment.
  • My mom, she’s a pretty awesome cook.
  • Maybe I’ll just kill Mike. I’m the chief of police, I could cover it up.
  • You’re gonna slay em dead.
  • Nothing is gonna go back to the way that it was. Not really. But it’ll get better. In time.
  • I am going to bring him home!
  • Yeah the real world sucks. Deal with it like the rest of us.
  • I Had Two Bologna Sandwiches For Lunch.
  • I only have, like, $3.50, so it’s hard.
  • You’re cool, and different. You’re super smart. And you’re, like, totally tubular.
  • Mouth-breather.
  • She’s our friend, and she’s crazy.
  • You know, out of all of my brother’s friends, you’re my favourite. You’ve always been my favourite.
  • You can’t spell America without Erica.