Fall is here, and that means it’s time for everything pumpkin! I love how pumpkins make this season so special, and there’s no better way to celebrate than with some fun pumpkin puns.
Whether you’re carving a jack-o’-lantern or sipping on a pumpkin spice latte, these playful puns will bring a smile to your face. From “gourd-geous” to “pun-kin perfect,” these jokes are sure to spice up your fall and make it more festive. Let’s dive into some “un-be-leaf-able” pumpkin wordplay that’s just too good to squash!
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Funny Pumpkin Puns
- Life’s gourd, isn’t it?
- Let’s pumpkin spice things up.
- I’m hollow on the inside.
- I’m feeling pumped for Halloween.
- Pumpkins are smashing fun!
- You’re the pick of the patch.
- I only have pies for you.
- Let’s carve out some fun.
- I’ve got a lot of gourd energy.
- You’re looking un-be-leaf-able.
- I’m the pun-kin queen.
- I can’t stop falling for pumpkins.
- I’m just here for the boos and pumpkins.
- You’re the cutest gourd in the patch.
- Orange you pumped for fall?
- Don’t be a hollow shell, show some spirit!
- I’m feeling like a jack-o-lantern.
- Just patch me in!
- What a gourdgeous night!
- I love you a pumpkin spice latte.
- You make me feel gourd inside.
- Squash those bad vibes!
- Let’s pumpkin spice up the party!
- You light up my night like a jack-o-lantern.
- It’s fall, y’all – time to squash some fun.
- You’re a total punkin!
- Jack-o-lanterns are a little lit tonight.
- This is one smashing pumpkin!
- I’m having a gourd time.
- No need to feel hollow this fall.
- Fall is better with pumpkins.
- What’s up, my pumpkin spice lover?
- That pumpkin has a great car-ving sense of humor.
- You’re the MVP – Most Valuable Pumpkin!
- Let’s give this fall a smashing good time.
- Oh my gourdness!
- I’m pumped for fall.
- Don’t be a bump-kin, get into the fall spirit!
- Spice up your life with some pumpkin puns.
- Pumpkin pie, anyone?
- I’m falling head over peels for you.
- You’ve got gourd timing.
- Everything’s better when we carve out time together.
- I can’t mask how much I love fall.
- I’m the vine-tastic pumpkin of the patch.
- Let’s squash the competition!
- Patch things up with a pumpkin!
- Don’t be afraid to pumpkin-spice it up.
- We’re getting to the root of all pumpkin jokes.
- I’m jack-o-laughing at these puns.
- Fall-ing for pumpkins never gets old.
- Pumpkin spice makes everything nice.
- Don’t go pumpkin crazy!
- You’re a smashing hit this fall.
- Just keeping it gourd-geous.
- You’re my little pumpkin spice of life.
- Let’s have a smashing good time.
- I love hanging with you, pumpkin!
- You’re spook-tacular this fall.
- No tricks, just pumpkin treats!
Short Pumpkin Puns
- Oh my gourd!
- Pick of the patch.
- Fall feels gourd.
- Pumpkin to talk about.
- I’m hollow inside.
- Feeling pumped!
- Gourd times ahead.
- Life’s gourd!
- I’m so pumped-kin.
- Squash goals.
- Pumpkin spice life.
- Un-be-leaf-able fall!
- Fall for pumpkins.
- Gourd-geous vibes!
- Let’s carve it out.
- Gourd day!
- Jack-o-laughing!
- Patch you later!
- Orange you glad?
- Boo-tiful pumpkins.
- I’m jack-o-lantern lit.
- Pump up the fall.
- My pumpkin love!
- Fall is gourd.
- Feeling hollow?
- I’ve got gourd vibes.
- Pumpkin perfection.
- Spice it up!
- Carve your way.
- I’m a little hollow.
- Vine vibes.
- Gourd work!
- Life’s smashing!
- Falling hard for pumpkins.
- Let’s pumpkin spice!
- Have a smashing fall.
- Boo to you!
- Get gourd or go home.
- Squash those bad days.
- Gourd night!
- Pumpkin power!
- Patch me in!
- Fall is lit.
- I’m a gourd-geous mess.
- Jack-o-awesome!
- Pumped and ready!
- Vine-tastic fall.
- Spice things up!
- Smashing success!
- It’s a smashing time!
- Gourd to go!
- Fall fun, pumpkin style.
- Carve out fun!
- Pumpkins forever.
- Gourd-geous fall days.
- Ready to squash it?
- Spice of life.
- Pump it up.
- Vine me up!
- Gourd gracious!
- Go gourd or go home.
- Boo-tiful vibes.
- Smashing pumpkins!
- Keep calm, pumpkin on.
- Orange crush!
- Let’s carve out fun
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- What a gourd idea!
- Let’s carve out some fun!
- I’m hollow inside, but still happy!
- Gourdness gracious!
- That’s un-be-leaf-able!
- Let’s pumpkin-spice things up!
- You’re the pick of the pumpkin patch.
- I’m a little “pun-kin.”
- You’ve got me in a squash.
- Let’s carve up some smiles!
- Happy hollow-ween!
- I’m feeling vine!
- You’re simply spook-tacular!
- Have a spook-tacular day!
- Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something gourd to eat!
- Jack-o-lanterns are lit!
- You’ve carved out a place in my heart.
- Can’t squash my excitement!
- Time to pumpkin spice things up!
- You’re looking fab-boo-lous!
- I’m the coolest ‘round the patch.
- Let’s have a smashing time!
- You make me feel vine-tastic!
- Fall is unbe-leaf-able!
- Let’s get lit like a jack-o’-lantern.
- Pumpkin up the jams!
- Life is gourd.
- I’m fall-ing for you!
- You’re pumpkin me crazy!
- I’m head over heels for pumpkins.
- That was smashing good fun!
- No need to be spooked, it’s just a pumpkin!
- I’m on the vine!
- Jack-o-lanterns are glowing!
- You light up my life like a jack-o’-lantern.
- Let’s squash those worries!
- Time to carve out some fun!
- I’m falling in love with pumpkins.
- You’re a real “spice”ial friend!
- Let’s smash it out!
- How’s it growing, pumpkin?
- Pumpkin patch pals for life.
- Vine-ing and shining this fall!
- Gourds just wanna have fun!
- Let’s go pumpkin hunting!
- My favorite color is pumpkin spice.
- Boo-tiful pumpkins everywhere!
- You’re pumpkin-spice and everything nice.
- I’m hollow, but full of fun!
- Have a pumpkin-smashing day!
- I’ve got a pumpkin to pick with you!
- Let’s go on a pumpkin adventure!
- Don’t be scared, it’s just a pumpkin!
- I’m feeling like a pumpkin pro!
- Let’s turnip the fun!
- No tricks, just treats and pumpkins!
- Vine-tastic adventures await!
- Feeling boo-tiful this Halloween!
- Pumpkin patch perfection!
- Let’s pumpkin roll!
- I’m ready for some “spook-tacular” fun!
- You’re my boo!
Clever Pumpkin Puns
- Let’s get lit – like a jack-o’-lantern.
- Gourd vibes only!
- Oh my gourd, I can’t even!
- Life is gourd, enjoy it!
- You’re a gourd send!
- Feeling like a smashing success.
- You’re gourd-eous beyond belief.
- Ready to squash my goals this season.
- Spice up your life, pumpkin-style.
- It’s going to be a smashing good time!
- Pumpkin: the spice of life.
- Squash those doubts – it’s time to shine!
- Fall in love with pumpkins again!
- I’ve carved out some time for you.
- Feeling fab-boo-lous in this pumpkin patch.
- Ready to squash all the competition!
- The best things come out of the gourd.
- Vine and dine – pumpkin-style.
- No guts, no gourd-glory.
- Jack-o’-lanterns: they light up my life.
- Gourd-geous autumn vibes only.
- Gourd help us all – it’s pumpkin season!
- Let’s squash any doubts.
- Oh my gourd, it’s fall!
- Pumped for pumpkins!
- Feeling vine and doing fine.
- Keep calm and stay smashing.
- You’ve got a smashing personality.
- Pumpkins are gourds of wisdom.
- We’re falling for each other, one pumpkin at a time.
- You make me want to spice up my life.
- Feeling spook-tacular with my pumpkins.
- I’m simply vine-tastic today.
- Let’s carve out some good times.
- Pumpkins aren’t the only thing glowing this season.
- Life’s too short to not enjoy pumpkin season.
- My love for pumpkins is absolutely smashing.
- Squashing all those negative vibes.
- Gourd vibes only in this patch.
- Let’s spice things up – pumpkin-style.
- Keep calm and pumpkin on.
- Feeling like a gourd among mortals.
- Jack-o-lanterns aren’t the only ones glowing this fall.
- I’m un-be-leaf-ably excited for pumpkin season!
- It’s time to glow up – pumpkin-style.
- I’ve got a squash-tastic idea!
- Don’t squash your potential – let it shine!
- Gourd things come to those who wait.
- You’re sweeter than a pumpkin pie!
- I’m lit, just like a jack-o’-lantern.
- Falling in love with this gourd-geous season.
- Keep it lit and pumpkin up your life!
- You’ve got a smashing good look.
- Time to get glowing – jack-o’-lantern style.
- My pumpkin spice game is strong.
- I’m ready to squash it today!
- Glow up with some pumpkin spice.
- Pumpkins are vine-tastic this time of year.
- Don’t be hollow, carve out your destiny!
- I’m smashing it this pumpkin season.
- Feeling gourd and glowing bright!
- Jack-o-lanterns: the glowing stars of fall.
- Fall is the season to squash it.
- Pumpkin puns are the spice of life.
- My pumpkin patch is a smash hit!
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- You’re gourd-geous!
- I’m falling for you, pumpkin.
- Life is gourd with you around.
- Have a gourd time this fall!
- You’re my pumpkin pie.
- You’ve pumpkin’d up my life.
- Feeling pumpkin-tastic!
- Pump(kin) up the fun!
- You’re the sweetest pumpkin in the patch.
- You’re the apple of my pumpkin pie.
- I’m hollow without you.
- Fall-ing for pumpkins and you!
- Hey pumpkin, you’re a-maize-ing!
- We make a smashing pumpkin pair.
- You’re the cutest pumpkin in the patch.
- Pumpkins make everything butter.
- You’re simply gourd-geous.
- You make life un-be-leaf-able!
- I’m absolutely nuts about you and pumpkins!
- Have a smashing good time!
- Let’s carve out some fun this fall!
- I’m a little pumpkin obsessed.
- You’re my pumpkin and I’m your pie.
- You’re my boo-tiful pumpkin!
- You’re my favorite gourd of all time.
- Orange you glad it’s pumpkin season?
- I’m just here for the pumpkins.
- I’m a-maize-d by you and pumpkins.
- Love you more than pumpkin pie!
- You’re my pumpkin pie cutie!
- Let’s have a gourd time together.
- You’re pumpkin perfect.
- I love you from my head to-ma-toes, but pumpkins are pretty close!
- Gourd luck finding someone as cute as you.
- You’re pumpkin spice and everything nice.
- You’re my little pumpkin-spice muffin.
- We go together like pumpkins and spice.
- Let’s get pumpkin crazy!
- It’s never too late to gourd for what you love.
- Let’s carve out some pumpkin fun.
- You’ve pumpkin’d my interest.
- I think you’re pump(kin) up my life.
- You’re the one I’ve been pumpkin for.
- Squash those doubts, you’re amazing!
- I’m head over heels for pumpkins and you.
- You’re spicing up my life like a pumpkin!
Pumpkin Puns for Boyfriend
- You’ve pumpkin’d my heart.
- I’m falling for you, pumpkin!
- You’re the gourd to my jack-o’-lantern.
- You’re the pumpkin to my pie.
- You’re my boo-tiful pumpkin.
- Life is gourd when I’m with you.
- You’re my pumpkin prince!
- You’ve carved out a special place in my heart.
- I’m stuck on you like pumpkin seeds.
- You make my heart skip a pumpkin beat.
- Oh my gourd, you’re amazing!
- Pumpkin-spice up my life!
- You’re my pumpkin pie, sweet and irresistible.
- You’re the best in the pumpkin patch!
- I’d never squash our love.
- You’ve got me in stitches like a jack-o’-lantern.
- You make my heart glow like a jack-o’-lantern.
- You’re pumpkin perfect to me.
- Let’s carve out some love this fall.
- You’re my little pumpkin, always lighting up my life.
- I love you more than pumpkin spice.
- I’m hollow without you, like an empty pumpkin.
- Let’s carve out a future together.
- You light up my pumpkin patch.
- I’m totally fall-ing for you, pumpkin!
- You’re my pumpkin-spiced soulmate.
- I pick you, my pumpkin!
- Our love is un-be-leaf-able, just like fall!
- You’re my pumpkin prince charming.
- I’m nuts about you and pumpkins!
- You’re the spice to my pumpkin.
- You’ve got me under your pumpkin spell.
- You’re my pumpkin crush.
- Let’s spice up our love like pumpkin spice.
- You’ve got me pumpkin for joy.
- I only have pies for you, pumpkin!
- You’re pumpkin-dorable!
- You’re the only gourd I’ll ever need.
- You make me fall harder than a pumpkin off a vine.
- You’re my pumpkin pie forever.
- We’re a match made in pumpkin heaven.
- I’m smitten by you and all things pumpkin!
- You’re a-maize-ing, pumpkin!
- You’ve pumpkin’d up my love life.
- Together, we’re smashing pumpkins.
- I’m pumpkin crazy for you.
- You’re the light of my jack-o’-lantern heart.
- You’re the best part of fall, next to pumpkins.
- You’re the pumpkin to my spice latte.
- Our love is like pumpkin spice, warm and sweet.
- You’ve gourd my heart.
- You make my heart glow like a pumpkin lantern.
- You’re the apple to my pumpkin pie.
- You’re my favorite pumpkin of the patch!
- You’re pumpkin everything to me.
- I’m pumpkin for you every day.
- I’m so glad I picked you, pumpkin.
- You’re my forever fall love, pumpkin!
Pumpkin Puns for Baby
- Our little pumpkin is here!
- Cutest lil’ pumpkin in the patch.
- Pumpkin kisses and baby wishes.
- Sweet as pumpkin pie!
- Mommy’s little pumpkin spice.
- Pumpkin snuggles and cuddles.
- Pumpkin to my pie!
- This baby is a real pumpkin cutie.
- Our pumpkin has arrived, time to carve out memories!
- Pumpkin hugs from our baby bug.
- Too cute to be a pumpkin seedling!
- Fresh from the pumpkin patch.
- Pumpkin spice and baby smiles.
- Tiny pumpkin, big love!
- Cuteness growing like a pumpkin vine.
- Little pumpkin, big giggles.
- Baby’s first pumpkin patch visit!
- Boo-tiful little pumpkin.
- Our baby is the pumpkin of our eye.
- Pumpkin pie and lullabies.
- Tiny hands, big pumpkin love.
- Patch-perfect pumpkin baby.
- Pumpkin spice up our lives!
- Harvesting all the snuggles from this little pumpkin.
- Our pumpkin’s first Halloween!
- One sweet little pumpkin pie.
- Picking pumpkins, but this one’s the best.
- Pumpkin patch pro in the making!
- Our pumpkin babe is squashing the cuteness game.
- Pumpkin spice and baby cuddles are everything nice.
- Our little pumpkin is just beginning to grow.
- Baby’s sweeter than a pumpkin latte!
- First stop: pumpkin patch!
- Our pumpkin patch just got cuter.
- No tricks, just our little pumpkin treat!
- New arrival from the pumpkin patch!
- Pumpkin hugs, baby snugs.
- Too cute to spook—our little pumpkin!
- Gourd-eous baby in the pumpkin patch.
- Pumpkin feet, so tiny and sweet!
- Tiny pumpkin pie with a big smile.
- Born to be a pumpkin baby!
- Baby’s sweeter than a spiced latte!
- Pumpkin dreams and baby’s first screams.
- Too cute to carve, our pumpkin’s already perfect.
- Cutest pumpkin in the whole patch!
- Our baby’s carving out a whole new level of cute.
- One little pumpkin snuggling tight.
- Pumpkin cheeks that I want to squeeze!
- Boo-tiful pumpkin patch baby!
- This little pumpkin has stolen our hearts.
- Our gourd-geous baby is a real treat.
- Pumpkin kisses and baby bliss.
- Fresh from the vine, our baby is a pumpkin delight!
- Our lil’ pumpkin pie filling our hearts.
- Pumpkin-sized giggles and coos.
- New pumpkin on the block!
- This pumpkin is ripe with cuteness.
- Our pumpkin patch just got a little bigger!
- Little pumpkin, endless love.
Pumpkin One-Liner Puns
- You’ve got to be pumpkin me!
- Oh my gourd, it’s fall!
- I’m ahead of the carve!
- Life is gourd!
- Go big or gourd home!
- You’re the pick of the patch!
- Don’t squash my vibe!
- I’m the pun-kin queen!
- Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
- Smashing pumpkins—just kidding, I carve them!
- Gourd vibes only.
- Let’s get smashed!
- You’re un-be-leaf-able!
- I’ve got that pumpkin glow!
- You’re my gourd-geous bestie!
- I’m feeling gourd today!
- I only have pies for you!
- This is un-peel-ievably fun!
- Let’s get gourd-eous together!
- Let’s carve out some time for fun!
- Oh my gourd, I love fall!
- You’ve pumpkin my interest.
- I’m hollow on the inside, like a pumpkin!
- If you’ve got it, haunt it!
- I’m a gourd of my word.
- Fall is gourding well so far!
- You’re pumpkin-tastic!
- Have a gourd time!
- Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about.
- Pumpkin spice and chill!
- Cut it out—no, really, it’s pumpkin carving time!
- You’re the pumpkin to my spice.
- I’m pumpkin out of ideas!
- You’re looking gourd-geous today.
- I’m pumpkin this conversation to a whole new level!
- It’s a gourd day to be thankful.
- You’re the pun-kin of the patch!
- We make a smashing team!
- The gourd times are just beginning!
- Let’s carve out some memories.
- Hey, gourd lookin’!
- I’m fall-ing for you, pumpkin!
- Keep calm and gourd on!
- A pun-kin a day keeps the doctor away.
- I’m just here to smash pumpkins and take names.
- You’re the apple to my pumpkin pie!
- I’m pumped for pumpkin spice season!
- That’s one small step for pumpkins, one giant leap for fall lovers!
- You had me at pumpkin.
- I’d never ghost you, pumpkin!
- Pumpkin spice up your life!
- I’m so over summer, let’s get smashed!
- This is the gourd life!
- Pumpkin spice and everything feels nice!
- Feeling hollow but in a good way!
- I’m on a roll—like a pumpkin down a hill!
- No need to gourd yourself, we’re all friends here.
- The gourd news is: it’s pumpkin season!
- You’re pumpkin adorable!
Pumpkin Puns for Halloween
- Have a gourd-geous Halloween!
- I’m just here for the boos… and pumpkins.
- Let’s carve out some fun this Halloween!
- Oh my gourd, it’s spooky season!
- I’m hollow on the inside, just like this pumpkin.
- Trick or treat yo’self to some pumpkin fun!
- You’re the pick of the pumpkin patch!
- I’m a little pumpkin, in disguise!
- Gourd vibes only this Halloween.
- Witch better have my pumpkin spice latte.
- Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern!
- Life’s gourd when it’s filled with pumpkin spice.
- Carving pumpkins and making mischief.
- Patches and pumpkins, that’s what Halloween’s made of.
- Gourd of the Rings: The Halloween Edition.
- You’ve been boo-ed by a pumpkin!
- You’re un-be-leaf-ably spook-tacular!
- Gourd have mercy, it’s Halloween!
- Halloween is just too gourd to be true!
- Carve out time for some Halloween fun!
- Don’t let the Halloween vibes squash your mood.
- Boo-tiful pumpkins, everywhere I go!
- Witch better have my pumpkin pie.
- You make me glow like a jack-o’-lantern.
- Let’s get lit like a pumpkin!
- Jack-o-lantern, but make it sassy.
- Time to carve up some spooky fun!
- Let’s get smashing with these pumpkins!
- Have a smashing Halloween!
- I’m falling for pumpkin everything this Halloween.
- Trick or treat, smell my gourd!
- I’m not a regular pumpkin, I’m a cool pumpkin.
- You’re the spice in my pumpkin pie.
- Feeling hollow this Halloween? You need more pumpkins!
- I’m glowing up this Halloween, jack-o-lantern style.
- I’ve got that jack-o’-lantern joy.
- Gourd-geous and spooky, all in one.
- You’re the ghost with the most… pumpkins!
- It’s all just a bunch of hocus pumpkin!
- Halloween’s better when you’ve got your pumpkin.
- Boo-gie nights and glowing pumpkins.
- You’re un-boo-lievable, like a carved pumpkin!
- Halloween? More like Hallo-weenie!
- I put a spell on you… with my pumpkin carving skills.
- You light up my life like a jack-o’-lantern!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite band? Smashing Pumpkins!
- You make my heart skip a pumpkin beat!
- No tricks, just pumpkin treats this year!
- I’m stuck in a pumpkin patch of feelings!
- Ghouls just wanna have pumpkins!
- Feeling fa-boo-lous with my pumpkin spice!
- Gourd-geous pumpkins make for a spooky night.
- Let’s carve out a good time this Halloween!
- Squash the fears, bring on the pumpkins.
- Witch-ing you a pumpkin-filled Halloween!
- It’s time to get spooky, pumpkin-style!
- Eat, drink, and be pumpkin-y!
- Glow big or glow home, pumpkins!
- You’re just too gourd to be true this Halloween!
Pumpkin Puns for Couples
- You’ve pumpkin my heart!
- We make a gourd-geous pair.
- You’re the pumpkin spice to my latte.
- You light up my life like a jack-o’-lantern.
- I’m fall-ing for you, one pumpkin at a time.
- Our love is un-be-leaf-ably pumpkin perfect.
- We go together like pumpkin and spice.
- Life’s gourd when I’m with you.
- I’m hollow without you, like a pumpkin!
- You’re the pick of my pumpkin patch.
- Together, we’re smashing pumpkins!
- You make my heart carve a smile.
- Our love is lit like a jack-o’-lantern.
- You’re the best pumpkin in the patch!
- We’re cuter than two pumpkins in love.
- You’re simply gourd-geous to me.
- I only have pumpkin eyes for you.
- Let’s carve out some couple goals together.
- You’re my pumpkin pie, always so sweet.
- I’m fall-ing deeper in love with you every pumpkin season.
- Gourd, I love you!
- You make me glow inside, like a jack-o’-lantern.
- Our love is sweeter than pumpkin pie.
- Let’s pumpkin spice things up!
- You’re my boo-tiful pumpkin.
- I love you from my head to-ma-toes, but especially my pumpkin heart!
- You’re my pumpkin in a world full of apples.
- We’re pumpkin spice and everything nice!
- Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.
- Our love is carved in pumpkin forever.
- Gourd I miss you when you’re not around!
- I’m lucky to have found my pumpkin!
- You’re the pumpkin to my spice, forever.
- There’s no one else I’d rather carve out time with.
- Falling for you like leaves in a pumpkin patch.
- I pick you every time, like the perfect pumpkin.
- We’re the cutest pumpkins in the patch.
- You’re my pumpkin prince/princess!
- Every day with you is pumpkin-tastic!
- We’re better together, like pumpkins and spice.
- You’ve carved your name into my heart.
- Our love is glowing like a jack-o’-lantern.
- You’re pumpkin to talk about!
- Gourd, you’re amazing!
- You light up my life, pumpkin.
- We make a smashing pair.
- You’re sweeter than pumpkin pie.
- You’ve got a-pie-ling love from me!
- Let’s carve out a forever together.
- I can’t imagine life without my pumpkin.
- You make every day feel like pumpkin season.
- Our love is pumpkin spice and everything nice!
- You’ve squashed all my doubts.
- Every moment with you is pumpkin-perfect.
- We’re the pumpkin to each other’s spice.
- I’ve got a crush-kin on you!
- You’re the pumpkin of my eye.
- I love you, no ifs, ands, or pumpkins!
- Let’s carve out a lifetime of memories together.
- We’re pumpkin in love, and I’m gourd to be with you!
Pumpkin Jokes
– What did the pumpkin say to the pie?
“You’re the crust I’ve ever known!”
– Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
To get to the patch on the other side!
– What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash!
– Why did the jack-o’-lantern go to the party?
Because it heard it was going to be a gourd time!
– What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?
A sand-kin!
– Why did the pumpkin get a job?
It wanted to earn some green!
– How do pumpkins greet each other?
“What’s gourd?”
– What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of music?
Gourd rock!
– Why do pumpkins never get lost?
Because they always follow the spice!
– What do you get if you cross a pumpkin and a ghost?
A boogieman!
– How do pumpkins apologize?
They say, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be a squash!”
– Why did the pumpkin break up with the apple?
It found someone more a-peeling!
– What’s a pumpkin’s favorite holiday?
Halloween, of course!
– What did the pumpkin say to the squash?
“You’re looking a-peeling today!”
– Why are pumpkins so good at making decisions?
Because they always have a gourd time weighing their options!
– What do you call a pumpkin who tells jokes?
A pun-kin!
– Why did the pumpkin join the gym?
It wanted to get a little more fit and squash those calories!
– What do you call a pumpkin that plays the trumpet?
A pump-kin player!
– What did the pumpkin say to the spider?
“Stop weaving in my face!”
– Why did the pumpkin sit on the bench?
It wanted to be a part of the gourd squad!
– What do you call a pumpkin that knows martial arts?
A karate-kin!
– How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a little pumpkin spice and everything nice!
– Why did the pumpkin become an actor?
It wanted to be in a gourd movie!
– What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game?
Pumpkin pong!
– How do you know if a pumpkin is a good friend?
It will always gourd your back!
– What do you call a pumpkin that loves to dance?
A bumpkin!
– Why did the pumpkin get kicked out of school?
Because it couldn’t stop spicing things up!
– What do pumpkins do at a party?
They squash it!
– Why was the pumpkin so popular?
Because it was always the life of the patch!
– What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A smashed pumpkin!