Turkey Puns for Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving wouldn’t be the same without a little laughter between bites of turkey and spoonfuls of mashed potatoes! If you love wordplay as much as pumpkin pie, these Turkey Puns for Thanksgiving are here to make your feast even more fun.

From silly “gobble” jokes to clever one-liners perfect for Instagram captions or family group chats, this list is stuffed with humor and holiday cheer. Whether you’re trying to crack up your dinner guests or add some lighthearted fun to your Thanksgiving posts, get ready to laugh, giggle, and gobble your way through the holiday!

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Short Turkey Puns

• Gobble ’til you wobble!
• Feast mode: ON.
• Zero clucks given.
• Wattle I do next?
• Gravy train passenger.
• Simply stuffing!
• Stop, drop, and gobble.
• Don’t go bacon my heart.
• Grateful and stuffed.
• Too blessed to be stressed.
• Give ‘em pumpkin to talk about.
• Oh, my gravy!
• Gobble goals unlocked.
• Winging it this Thanksgiving.
• No fowl play allowed.
• Feeling extra gravy today.
• Let’s talk turkey, baby.
• Butter me up!
• Let’s get gravy!
• Feast your eyes on this.
• Gobble squad assemble!
• Pie love you berry much.
• Just roll with it (dinner rolls!).
• Gravy vibes only.
• Let’s give thanks and giggles.
• Gobble gobble, baby.
• Thankful and mashed.
• Serving looks and leftovers.
• Turkey time, prime time.
• Gobblin’ and chillin’.
• A-maize-ing feast.
• Gravy made me do it.
• All about that baste.
• Thankful, feast-ful, peaceful.
• Don’t go cold turkey!
• Stuff happens.
• Let’s get stuffed!
• Be-leaf in Thanksgiving.
• Gobble me, swallow me.
• Pour some gravy on me.

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Funny Turkey Puns

• The turkey said, “I’m stuffed!”
• Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
• Don’t go bacon my turkey heart.
• This bird’s got jokes and gravy!
• My favorite workout? Turkey trots and pie lifts.
• Thanksgiving calories don’t count, right?
• Stop looking at me like I’m dinner.
• I’m in a serious gravy relationship.
• You think I’m funny? Wait till you meet my stuffing.
• Call me a turkey, I’m roasted!
• Too legit to quit… gobbling.
• The stuffing really brings out my personality.
• Warning: may gobble without notice.
• Turkey and chill?
• The bird’s the word.
• Turkey puns are fowl play.
• This meal is poultry in motion.
• Let’s get basted and wasted.
• Gobble like nobody’s watching.
• I’m on a roll — dinner roll, that is.
• Don’t be so jelly, cranberry.
• That’s what I’m turkey-ing about!
• The gravy made me do it.
• I’m stuffed and it’s not even dessert yet.
• Don’t mind me, I’m just basting in the glow.
• Wing it, like a true turkey.
• Gobble gossip all day long.
• Pie’m so thankful for you.
• Turkey today, nap tomorrow.
• You’re the pumpkin to my pie.
• What did the turkey say before dinner? “I’m toast.”
• Mashed and fabulous.
• Keep your feathers unruffled.
• Thankful, grateful, and gravy-ful.
• Let’s give ’em pumpkin to laugh about.
• I didn’t choose the gobble life — it chose me.
• Eat, drink, and cranberry!
• May your turkey be moist and your jokes dry.
• Gobble gobble ‘til you wobble wobble.
• I’m not fat — I’m just full of gratitude.
• Turkey so good it deserves a standing ovation.
• This turkey’s got no beef.
• Cran you believe how good this is?
• Don’t go cold turkey on the leftovers!
• You’re looking gravy today.
• A day without turkey is like a day without joy.
• This meal’s cluckin’ amazing.
• I’m here for the food — and maybe the pie.

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Turkey Puns for Kids

• Gobble, gobble, little turkey!
• Let’s talk turkey!
• Wobble like a turkey!
• Time to gobble and giggle.
• I’m just here for the mashed potatoes!
• This turkey loves to party!
• Stuffed with smiles!
• Let’s get this gravy started!
• Let’s give thanks and giggles!
• Turkey hugs for everyone!
• Eat, nap, and repeat!
• Turkey dance party time!
• I’m one thankful turkey.
• Feathers up, smiles out!
• Pass the stuffing, please!
• Gobble gobble, friends!
• I’m stuffed with joy!
• A turkey never forgets to say thanks.
• Wattle you waiting for? Let’s eat!
• The silliest bird in the barnyard.
• Just winging it!
• A little birdie told me it’s Thanksgiving.
• This meal is egg-cellent!
• Turkey and friends make life better.
• Too cute to carve!
• You’re the gravy to my turkey.
• Gobble ’til you giggle!
• Let’s make today un-beak-lievable!
• Turkey time = fun time!
• Gobble up the good stuff!
• Waddle you do for Thanksgiving?
• Feathers make everything better!
• Turkey high-fives all around!
• Eat, laugh, and be thankful.
• Gobble goals unlocked!
• Let’s feast and be silly.
• My favorite bird is turkey!
• Feather friends forever.
• Turkey kisses and pie wishes.
• Pass the gravy, please!
• Wobble on, little turkey.
• Gravy made me do it!
• Gobblin’ and gigglin’ all day.
• Eat more turkey, worry less.
• Thankful, playful, and pie-ful!
• Just a turkey doing turkey things.
• This bird’s got jokes!
• Let’s gobble up some fun!

Cute Turkey Puns

• Too cute to be carved.
• Gobble goals and cozy souls.
• Cutie pie with cranberry eyes.
• Little turkey, big heart.
• Let’s cuddle and gobble.
• You make my heart gobble.
• Sweet as pumpkin pie.
• A turkey with sparkle.
• Just a cutie with gravy dreams.
• Waddle I do without you?
• Turkey kisses and mashed potato wishes.
• You’re my favorite turkey.
• Fluff your feathers and smile.
• Cozy hearts and turkey tarts.
• Feathered and fabulous.
• I’m just a lil’ gobble cutie.
• Fall feels and turkey squeals.
• Cute, cozy, and cranberry happy.
• Feathers, hugs, and happy mugs.
• Gobble with grace and giggles.
• Just a turkey trying to be cute.
• You make me feel gravy inside.
• Too sweet to eat.
• Little turkey, lots of love.
• Pumpkin hugs and turkey snugs.
• You’re gravy special.
• Cutie gobbles only!
• Love you to the last crumb.
• Cozy up, it’s turkey time.
• Warm hearts, full plates.
• This turkey’s got style.
• Grateful hearts and cute starts.
• You’re my favorite side dish.
• Eat pie, stay fly.
• Small bird, big vibes.
• Be cute, stay grateful.
• Cuteness is my main course.
• Gravy made me giggle.
• Let’s gobble and snuggle.
• Turkey mood: adorable and thankful.
• Cozy feathers, cozy hearts.
• Sweet feathers and soft sweaters.
• The cutest bird at the table.
• Gobble up the love.
• Warm hugs, cool pies.
• Little wings, big dreams.
• Cutest turkey in town!
• You’re turkey-tastic!
• Keep calm and stay cute.

Classic Turkey Puns

• Talk turkey to me.
• Keep calm and gobble on.
• Let’s get basted!
• Gobble till you wobble.
• I’m all about that baste.
• Feast mode: activated.
• I came in like a butterball.
• Eat, nap, repeat.
• Leftovers are my love language.
• Too blessed to be stressed (and too stuffed to move).
• Give thanks and pass the gravy.
• Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
• Pie hard or go home.
• Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about.
• Gratitude with a side of gravy.
• Baste day ever!
• Thankful, blessed, and turkey-obsessed.
• This bird’s too fly for the oven.
• I only have pies for you.
• Let’s get our gobble on.
• May your turkey be moist and your naps long.
• Pass the carbs, not the drama.
• Gobble goals achieved.
• Eat, drink, and cranberry.
• Stuffed with happiness.
• Feeling gravy about life.
• Keep calm and pass the rolls.
• This is how we roll — dinner rolls, that is.
• Turkey hair, don’t care.
• I’m just here for the stuffing.
• Thankful vibes only.
• More rolls, less roles.
• Be kind, be grateful, be stuffed.
• Bless this mess (and the turkey).
• Turkey coma loading…
• Mashed and grateful.
• Friendsgiving is my cardio.
• May your turkey be tender and your family drama mild.
• Let’s give thanks like nobody’s watching.
• Keep your feathers unruffled this Thanksgiving.
• Turkey makes everything butter.
• Have an un-turkey-gettable day.
• Sweet as pie, full as a turkey.
• Don’t be a jive turkey.
• Keep your gobble strong.
• Let the feast be gin.
• The only drama I want is in my cranberry sauce.
• I came, I saw, I gobbled.
• Stay golden, turkey.
• May your plate be full and your pants stretchy.

Clever Turkey Puns

• Let’s talk fowl play.
• You’re poultry in motion.
• Don’t wing it—plan your feast.
• Feather you like it or not, it’s turkey time.
• Let’s get cluckin’!
• Fowl language welcome today.
• Baste in the glory.
• That’s gravy, baby.
• I’m plucking fabulous.
• Let’s raise the drumsticks high!
• Poultry in perfection.
• You’re one tough turkey.
• Stuffing my feelings, one bite at a time.
• Quit your squawking and dig in.
• This meal is no fowl joke.
• A little bird told me to gobble responsibly.
• You’ve got to be stuffing kidding me.
• This dinner is stuffing-tacular.
• That’s a turkey well done.
• Turkey goals: stay crispy outside, tender inside.
• Let’s make this feast egg-stra special.
• I’m stuffed with emotions (and turkey).
• Bird’s the word this season.
• Feeling extra plucky.
• Drumsticks and chill.
• This turkey is simply poultry in perfection.
• Keep your baste game strong.
• Warning: may cause gravy addiction.
• Turkey today, leftovers tomorrow, regret never.
• I’ve got 99 problems but a bird ain’t one.
• Stop your beak-ing around and eat!
• Just winging it this Thanksgiving.
• The bird always gets the last gobble.
• This turkey’s got swag.
• Don’t ruffle my feathers, I’m feasting.
• May your stuffing be seasoned and your family unseasoned.
• Gobble goals: accomplished.
• Turkey—nature’s way of saying “nap time.”
• It’s a fowl thing to waste food.
• Baste friends forever.
• Let’s make it an un-turkey-gettable feast.
• Keep it gravy, baby.
• When life gets tough, just gobble through it.
• I’m feeling gravy about today.
• You butter believe it’s Thanksgiving!
• Baste. Feast. Repeat.
• Fowl mood? Eat more turkey.
• Let’s flock together and feast.
• Turkey today, pie tomorrow, happiness forever.
• No fowl play here—just pure deliciousness.