Pig Captions and Quotes for Instagram

Pigs are the cutest animals on the planet. We’re obsessed with them, and we know you are too.

But what if you could take your pig obsession to a whole new level? What if you could have a cute caption that makes your pig photo more adorable?

We’re not just talking about the kind of caption that’s going to be funny and interesting — we’re talking about the kind of caption that is going to make your friends, family members, and Instagram followers fall in love with your new pet.

Check out this collection and pick the ones that you find interesting.

Cute Pig Captions

• Oink, oink! Just another day in the life of a piggy.
• Happiest when rolling around in the mud.
• Life is short, eat bacon.
• I’m not fat, I’m just full of love.
• Piggy love is real love.
• Living my best life, one mud bath at a time.
• Feeling piggylicious today.
• Just a pig trying to make the world a better place, one snort at a time.
• Proud to be a porker.
• Hog heaven. 🐷💕
• Pigs are not just for bacon, they’re also great at snuggling.
• I like to think of myself as the friendly neighborhood pig.
• Piggyback rides are my favorite thing to do with you.
• I am a cute pig, and I am here to make your day.
• I know you’re all thinking, ‘Why do they keep calling me cute?’
• It’s not all that I can do, but I’m working on it.
• The cutest pig you’ve ever seen.
• A pig with a heart of gold.
• A photogenic pig.
• The cutest pig in the world.

• Pigs are great at making you laugh and cry at the same time!
• The most adorable pig in the world!
• Cutest pig ever.
• She’s so cute I could just eat her.
• The cutest little pig in the world.
• I want to cuddle this little piggy in my bed.
• When my dog met this little pig, it was love at first sight!
• This is the cutest animal I’ve ever seen.
• I’ve always loved pigs: the shape of them, the look of them, and the fact that they are so intelligent.
• In their capacity to feel pain and fear, a pig is a dog is a bear is a boy.
• Don’t worry! You’ve got daddy here. He’s got credit cards and cash.
• Well, I have to warn you, I may be small, but I can be ferocious if provoked.
• Pig the Pig: Man, that looks like it hurts.
• You can put wings on a pig, but you don’t make it an eagle.

Funny Pig Captions

• I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
• A pig’s tail will never make a good arrow.
• If it looks like a pig, sounds like a pig, acts like pig, don’t be mistaking, it is a pig!
• Sometimes love doesn’t come to us. We have to go out hunting. It’s like pigs looking for truffles. It’s called dating.
• Piggy Piggy
• I’m a little piggy, I’m a little piggy, I’m a little piggy…
• I have a tail, and my name is Slimy Joe
• We don’t know if he was born that way or if it’s just something he did himself to look cool on his own time
• Pigs are great at yoga
• I don’t know about you, but I’m ready to get my pig fix.
• I need a hug right now.
• You don’t need to be a pig to have an amazing life.
• Pigs are the best when it comes to being messy, but not as good as dogs.
• Pigs are great for getting dirty and then cleaning up again.
• Pigs know what’s important in life, but they can’t tell you what it is.
• If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side.
• He comes off a little like Practical Pig in ‘The Three Little Pigs’.
• You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it’s impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig!
• Why, this fellow doesn’t know any more about politics than a pig knows about Sunday.
• If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
• A pig resembles a saint in that he is more honoured after death than during his lifetime.
• An artist is like a pig snouting truffles.
• I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

Short Pig Captions

• Pig. Pig.
• Piggy-wiggy piggy-wiggle!
• It’s a sassy pig!
• Aww, look at that little piggy with the big ears!
• You’re adorable, and I love everything about you.
• A pig is a porky, but not a piggly
• Pigs are smart, so they can’t fly
• Pigs are clean animals, so they don’t have to be washed
• I’m Piggy and I’m proud to be a pig!
• A pig is for life, not just for Christmas!
• I’m a pig! Get over it!
• Pigs are so smart that they can even outsmart themselves sometimes!
• I’m a pig, so I can’t be a vegan!
• Do you want to go for a ride?
• I am so in my element.
• Pigs may not be as cuddly as kittens or puppies, but they suffer just as much.
• Silly Daddy, your tummy is too big.
• Daddy, make the magic windows go down.
• If you are jumping up and down in muddy puddles, you must wear rain boots.
• Yes, it only takes two things: realising that you can’t get rid of the pig by yourself and secondly, to let God intervene.
• Man thrives where angels would die of ecstasy and where pigs would die of disgust.
• I am sorry I said you cheated. Even though you did cheat!
• George, you throw the ball and I will catch it… George, catch.
• More people are killed every year by pigs than by sharks, which shows you how good we are at evaluating risk.
• Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.
• Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig.
• In the world, there are two kind of balloons. Up balloons and down balloons.
• Blah, blah, blah, that’s how daddies talk.
• Teach him how you will, a pig will never play the flute.

Pig Quotes For Instagram

• “A pig resembles a saint in that he is more honoured after death than during his lifetime.” – Irma S Rombauer. 
• “I’ve always put my horses, dogs, and pig before my own needs, so I was well prepared to put my son first. I’m used to waking up in the middle of the night… no matter how tired I am, jumping up to take care of my animals. Now, I do the same for my son.” – Georgina Bloomberg. 
• “The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig.” – Albert Einstein. 
• “Between pigs and human beings there was not and there need not be any clash of interest whatsoever.” – George Orwell.
• “I would eat healthy at times and pig out at times. But I never had to go on a strict diet plan.” – Tori Spelling. 
• “I’m a pig, everybody loves me.”
• “Pigs are the smartest animals in the world. They can fly, walk on two legs, play music and dance.”
• “Pigs have a very good memory.”
• “A pig is an animal that is not only lazy but also foolish.”
• “You know why I love pigs? They’re so clean, they don’t even have to try.” -Kathy Griffin
• The pig is the most intelligent animal that has ever lived.-Albert Einstein
• The more you suffer, the easier it will be to laugh.-Jim Carrey
• Pigs are not called pigs because they look like bacon. They’re called pigs because they eat their own weight in food and then forget to turn around.-Paula Poundstone
• I’m a pig, but I’m not stupid.-Piglet
• I don’t know why the pig is so scared of the bear.-Piglet
• “Pigs are very friendly and gentle creatures. They love being around people.”
• “If a pig wants to be slim, it should eat less food.”
• “I am the pig I am the pig I am the pig.” -Mortimer Pigpen
• “I’m not saying that pigs are smarter than dogs, but they’re not as dumb as they look.”-Piglet
• “My name is Pig. You can call me Porky. It’s short for Porky Pig.” -Pig Pen
• “I’m a pig, I’m a pig…I’m a pig.”
• “Pigs are the best.”
• “I love my porkers.”
• “Besides the physical strains I realised men can be pigs to women even when it’s a man dressed as one.” – Michael Rosenbaum. 
• “The theme of ‘Charlotte’s Web’ is that a pig shall be saved, and I have an idea that somewhere deep inside me there was a wish to that effect.” – E. B. White. 
• “If wishes were wings, pigs would fly.” – Robert Jordan.
• “If we could establish a deep abiding relationship with nature, we would never kill an animal for our appetite; we would never harm, vivisect, a monkey, a dog, a guinea pig for our benefit. We would find other ways to heal our wounds, heal our bodies.” – Jiddu Krishnamurti.
• “You can’t make a racehorse out of a pig. But if you work hard enough at it you can make a mighty fast pig.” – Bob Akin.
• “Well-being and happiness never appeared to me as an absolute aim. I am even inclined to compare such moral aims to the ambitions of a pig.” – Albert Einstein.

Biju Debnath

Meet Biju Debnath, the founder and editor of Swag Captions. He started the blog in 2019 and continues to manage it to this day. With over 5 years of experience writing social media captions, he has been successful in making this blog the largest free Instagram Caption provider site in the industry.