WhatsApp Status and Quotes

Do you love sharing statuses on WhatsApp? I’m sure you do.

If you are looking for status ideas for WhatsApp, you are in luck.

Updating your WhatsApp status is easier when you have the right words to use. So, what are you waiting for? Use these status ideas to create that next WhatsApp status for your friends and family.

Best Whatsapp Love Status

• I Love you not only for what you are but what I am when I’m with you.
• Come and hug me, the fire you set, My whole body is burning in the fire of love.
• He loves death, she loves life, he lives for her, she dies for him…
• What I say about my condition, I will die without you.
• My life starts with your name and it will end in your arms. (My Love)
• When I saw you, I felt that I had a new life.
• We Fall In Love By Chance. We Stay In Love By Choice.
• If I Know What Is Love, Just Because Of You.
• In front of my eyes near my heart, someone lives, that’s you.
• If you are not interested then don’t cheat her.. Better leave her.
• Your sweet smile becomes my addiction.
• If You Really Love Someone, Don’T Tell Them. Show Them.
• We live once we die once love happens even once.
• Love + Trust + Loyalty = Unbreakable Relationship.
• Please come and Give me a Kiss, No Now I am a Miss.
• God made you just for me.
• When I Look in your eyes I forget all my sadness.
• I can’t express my feelings but I can’t leave without you.

Funny Whatsapp Status

• I wish I could mute people in real life.
• Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
• I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
• I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.
• If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
• Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.
• Dear problems… Please give me a discount… I am your regular customer.
• Never give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.
• I’m not lazy, I prefer the term “selective participation”.
• I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
• I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
• 3 words more beautiful for a married woman than I LOVE YOU: No Cooking Today
• I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!
• Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.
• I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
• I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
• You can never buy love, but still you have to pay for it.
• Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her!
• I’m too lazy to stop being lazy.
• Behind every successful man is a surprised woman
• Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror 😉
• I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention!
• I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
• I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
• Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener

Cute Whatsapp Status

• Sometimes you never realize the value of a moment until it becomes a memory
• Am going to Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
• I am sweet, but honey is you . Flower is me , but the fragrance is you . Happy I am but the reason is you..
• Love is magical and it gives you the strength to head and transform your paint.
• If you Speak the truth you _don’t have to remember anything.??
• I am more concerned about your happiness, because I care about you more.
• I fell in love with you, not for how you look, just for who you are.
• I just saved a lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
• The first time I saw you, my heart whispered: That’s the one.
• Family is the most important thing in the world _who can help us choose the right path…
• I will marry the girl who looks as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!
• every friendship doesn’t change into love but every love begins with a friendship
• 7 billion smiles in this world but your smile is my favorite
• Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.
• You’re the best thing that happened to me and I mean it really.
• Every day I look at the keyboard, and I always see U and I together.
• Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent
• Don’t forget someone, who gave you so much to remember…
• Always Be happy that when others look at you they also become happy too!!
• Whatever makes you feel bad, leave it. Whatever makes you smile, keep it.
• A person who loves you truly will never let you go whatever the situation is.

Short Status For Whatsapp

• Keep Calm & Just Chill.
• I’M So Cool, Ice Cubes Are Jealous.
• Be Yourself; Everyone Else Is Already Taken
• It’S Not An Attitude, It’S The Way I Am.
• I’M Sexy & I Know It.
• Single Or Taken ? Who Cares ? I Am Awesome.
• I Am Not Perfect. I Am Limited Editions.
• I Salute All My Haters With My Middle Finger.
• Respect Those Who Deserve It, Not Demand It.
• Don’t Blame Me, I Was Born Awesome.
• Totally Available!! Please Disturb Me!!
• All Girls Are My Sisters Except You.
• I Am A Hot Dude With A Cool Attitude.
• Love Your Haters, They Are You Biggest Fans.
• A Sense Of Humor Makes A Man Handsome.
• I Love My Haters, They Make Me Famous.
• Plz Trust Me Dat I Dont Trust U At All.
• If You Are Bad, Then Call Me Your Dad.
• Before You Judge, Make Sure You Are Perfect.
• I Don’T Trust Words, I Trust Actions.
• I Love Listening to Lies When I Know the Truth.
• Home : Where I Can Look Ugly And Enjoy It.
• Never Accept To Be Anyone’S Second Choice.
• Put Me Second And I’Ll Make You Nonexistent.
• Genius By Birth, Evil By Choice.
• Do What’s Right Not Easy.

Sad Whatsapp Status

• I Wish I Could Ignore You Like You Ignore Me.
• I Stay Home Alone, Listen To Music And Think Too Much.
• Sometimes All You Need Is One Person Who Cares.
• I Say I Don’T Care Anymore, But Truth Is I Care Too Much.
• If You Give Up On Me, I’M Going To Give Up On Me Too.
• You Hurt Me But I Still Love You.
• Behind My Smile Is Everything You’ll Never Understand.
• I’Ve Been Sad For Years. Don’T Tell Me It Gets Better.
• I’M That Person Everyone Replaces After A While.
• No Matter How Far You Are, You Are Always In My Thoughts.
• You Killed What Was Left Of The Good In Me.
• I Like To Be Alone. But I Would Rather Be Alone With You.
• I Don’T Care For The People, Who Don’T Care For Me.
• True Love Isn’T Found. It’S Built.
• No Beauty Shines Brighter Than That Of A Good Heart.
• Tears Are Words Too Painful For A Broken Heart To Speak.
• The Worst Kind Of Sad Is Not Being Able To Explain Why.
• My Silence Is Just Another Word For Pain.

Cool Whatsapp Status

• I Tried To Be Normal. Worst Two Minutes Of My Life.
• I Am Not Arguing, I’M Simply Explaining Why I Am Right.
• My Attitude Will Always Be Based On How You Treat Me.
• People Say Me Bad.. But Assurance Me I Am The Worst!
• Nowadays, “Cool” Means- “I Really Don’T Care.”
• Sugar Factories Are Situated Under Girls Fb Statuses
• Yes I Am Smiling And You’Re Not The Reason Anymore.
• I Will Be Rising From The Ground Like A Skyscraper.
• Only Fools Fall In Love And I Think, I Am One Of Them.
• Life Is Too Short To Waste On Hating Other People.
• I’M The Guy, U Will Hate And Your Sisters Will Date.
• My Every Status Is A Silent Message To Someone.
• God Is Really Creative, I Mean…Just Look At M!!!
• Anyone Can Be Cool, But Awesome Takes Practice.
• I Am Not Useless , I Can Be Used As A Bad Example.
• I May Be A Real Bad Boy, But Baby I’M A Real Good Man.
• I Didn’T Lose My Mind. I Just Sold It Online.
• Self Confidence Is The Best Outfit, Rock It & Own It.
• I Am Not Lazy, I Am Just On My Energy Saving Mode.
• I Am So Single That For Me Gf Means Grandfather.
• You Attitude Can Hurt Me But Mine Can Kill You.
• Warning!!! I Know Karate And Few Other Oriental Words.
• It’s A Good Thing To Feel Like You Have To Prove Something.