Ham Captions and Quotes for Instagram

If you’re looking for a meaty quote to go with your next Instagram ham post, look no further.

We’ve rounded up some of the most delicious quotes about ham and put them all in one place, so you can find the perfect caption for your next Insta pic.

Whether you’re serving up a glazed ham at Christmas or enjoying a picnic in the park with your partner, we’ve got the right line for you.

So, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

Short Ham Captions

Ham is the greatest food there ever was, and now you can show your love for this majestic meat on your Instagram. These captions are perfect for when you’re cooking up some ham in the kitchen, hanging out with friends and family, or just enjoying a ham meal by yourself.

• Hamming it up for the camera!
• Feeling porky and proud!
• Hammily ever after
• Hamming it up with my friends
• Bring on the ham goodness
• Hamming it up on a Sunday morning
• Life is just a slice of ham
• Hamming it up in the kitchen
• All about that ham life
• Hamming it up for the holidays
• Ham is joy.
• Ham-azing
• You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
• The only thing better than a good friend is a good piece of ham.
• Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight over the last slice of ham.
• A bowl of ham and potato soup will keep the cold away. #soup
• Country ham is so flavorful. It will keep you happily full.
• These ham and cheese puffs are simply amazing.

• A slice of ham is all it takes to make me smile.
• A ham loaf will take away all your sorrows. #loaf
• The meat sets the trend for every dish.
• Cook ham in maple syrup and fall in love with yourself.
• Wish you could taste my ham and beans soup.
• Try some scalloped potatoes and ham today.
• Drown in the soft and light taste of ham.
• Smoked ham hash is a great breakfast to start your day with.
• There is no love sincerer than the love of ham.
• Don’t worry about the pieces of ham that are missing from your life: worry about the life that’s missing from your pieces of ham.
• Life is like a slice of ham: never knowing what you’re going to get next, but knowing it’ll be delicious anyway.
• I would rather have one piece of ham than ten thousand volumes on how I might have made that one piece of ham better for myself, or for others.
• A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. A man who wants to be a pig must turn his back on the slaughterhouse.
• Leaders aren’t born; they are made out of carefully selected slices of ham, stacked together, and deep-fried until golden brown and crisp on the outside.

Funny Ham Captions

What’s the point of posting a picture of your ham if you don’t have a clever caption?

We’ve got the perfect funny captions for your ham pictures.

• Ham and cheese—it’s a match made in heaven.
• A day without ham is like a day without sunshine.
• Some people are like slices of ham: salty and meaty.
• If you’re looking for a reason to smile, try a ham.
• Ham is the new bacon.
• I’m a ham baby and I’m proud of it!
• Ham is my jam!
• Ham is the cure for the blues.
• Even if you’re feeling low, there’s always room for ham!
• A ham pie is all it takes to keep me happy.
• Brown sugar and mustard ham will leave you spellbound. #spellbound
• I seem to have a fetish for ham. #fetish
• Chicken ham is a lighter option for the health-conscious.
• Ham rolls are forever the lightest of foods. #hamrolls
• Green eggs and ham are a favorite among many. So I tried some today.
• Ham couldn’t get better than this. #best
• A refrigerator without ham nibbles is a very serious freezer. #refrigerator
• A sandwich or a burger is nothing without ham in it.
• The tasty surprise after a grinding day. It will rejuvenate you.
• A sandwich or a burger is nothing without ham in it.
• Chicken ham is a lighter option for the health-conscious.
• The tasty surprise after a grinding day. It will rejuvenate you.
• Ham couldn’t get better than this. #best
• Green eggs and ham are a favorite among many. So I tried some today.
• I seem to have a fetish for ham. #fetish
• Brown sugar and mustard ham will leave you spellbound.#spellbound
• Ham rolls are forever the lightest of foods.
• A refrigerator without ham nibbles is a very serious freezer. #refrigerator
• A ham pie is all it takes to keep me happy.

Ham Puns

Are you into puns? Here are some ham puns you’ll enjoy. Take a look and decide for yourself.

• What do you call it when you can’t decide between eating a ham or turkey sandwich? A con-ham-drum!
• What is the best thing to put into a ham sandwich? Your teeth!
• Let’s all live in ham-ony.
• I wanna hold your ham.
• That’s really ham-bitious.
• I mean you no ham.
• Come out with your hams up!
• I ham what I ham!
• I have no hambition to be anything else.
• Dang, that’s one ham-some piggy.
• I got some ham me downs if you want em’.

Ham Quotes

Want to express your love for ham but can’t find the right words to do so? Here are some ham quotes that you can use with your pictures of ham to post on Instagram.

• Stay fit and healthy. Eat ham.
• Ham for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. #allmeals
• Lean meat for a lean look. It just never fails.
• Ham and cheese strata to keep you filled and happy. #strata
• Every meal should have some ham in it. #meal
• Glazed ham is a fantastic dish to offer your guests. #glazedham
• Whether smoked or grilled ham is ham.
• Ham with sweet corn and peas makes things a little lighter. #lighter
• One of the leanest meanest meats of all.
• Ham and eggs can be had anyway. I just love them.

Biju Debnath

Meet Biju Debnath, the founder and editor of Swag Captions. He started the blog in 2019 and continues to manage it to this day. With over 5 years of experience writing social media captions, he has been successful in making this blog the largest free Instagram Caption provider site in the industry.